Why Did the Chicken Cross the Road?

SARAH PALIN:Well you know, that chicken was crossin' Main Street cause the gosh darn economy is so bad that Joe Six Pack and Hockey Mom were chasin' it for dinner.

BARACK OBAMA:The chicken crossed the road because it was time for a change! The chicken wanted change!

JOHN MC CAIN:My friends, that chicken crossed the road because he recognized the need to engage in cooperation and dialogue with all the chickens on the other side of the road.

HILLARY CLINTON:When I was First Lady, I personally helped that little chicken to cross the road. This experience makes me uniquely qualified to ensure right from Day One that every chicken in this country gets the chance it deserves to cross the road. But then, this really isn't about me.

GEORGE W. BUSH:We don't really care why the chicken crossed the road. We just want to know if the chicken is on our side of the road, or not. The chicken is either against us, or for us. There is no middle ground here.

DICK CHENEY:Where's my gun?

COLIN POWELL:Now to the left of the screen, you can clearly see the satellite image of the chicken crossing the road.

BILL CLINTON:I did not cross the road with that chicken. What is your definition of chicken?

AL GORE:I invented the chicken.

JOHN KERRY:Although I voted to let the chicken cross the road, I am now against it! It was the wrong road to cross, and I was misled about the chicken's intentions. I am not for it now, and will remain against it.

DR. PHIL:The problem we have here is that this chicken won't realize that he must first deal with the problem on this side of the road before it goes after the problem on the other side of the road.What we need to do is help him realize how stupid he's acting by not taking on his current problems before adding new problems.

OPRAH:Well, I understand that the chicken is having problems, which is why he wants to cross this road so bad. So instead of having the chicken learn from his mistakes and take falls, which is a part of life, I'm going to give this chicken a car so that he can just drive across the road and not live his life like the rest of the chickens.

ANDERSON COOPER, CNN:We have reason to believe there is a chicken, but we have not yet been allowed to have access to the other side of the road.

NANCY GRACE:That chicken crossed the road because he's guilty! You can see it in his eyes and the way he walks.

PAT BUCHANAN:To steal the job of a decent, hardworking American.

MARTHA STEWART:No one called me to warn me which way that chicken was going. I had a standing order at the Farmer's Market to sell my eggs when the price dropped to a certain level.No little bird gave me any insider information.

DR SEUSS:Did the chicken cross the road?Did he cross it with a toad?Yes, the chicken crossed the road, but why it crossed I've not been told.

ERNEST HEMINGWAY:To die in the rain, alone.

GRANDPA:In my day we didn't ask why the chicken crossed the road. Somebody told us the chicken crossed the road, and that was good enough.

BARBARA WALTERS:Isn't that interesting? In a few moments, we will be listening to the chicken tell, for the first time, the heart warming story of how it experienced a serious case of molting, and went on to accomplish its lifelong dream of crossing the road.

ARISTOTLE:It is the nature of chickens to cross the road.

JOHN LENNON:Imagine all the chickens in the world crossing roads together, in peace.

BILL GATES:I have just released eChicken 2008, which will not only cross roads, but will lay eggs, file your important documents, and balance your checkbook.Internet Explorer is an integral part of eChicken 2008. This new platform is much more stable and will never crash or need to be rebooted.

ALBERT EINSTEIN:Did the chicken really cross the road, or did the road move beneath the chicken?

COLONEL SANDERS:Did I miss one ??

I got this from my cousin and I thought I was real good!
To much has happen to me so to sum it up I put a restraining order on Chris and then a week later I removed it we are going to talk civil to eachother and hopefully maybe get things to work between us in the future this time take things slow and talk when we have a problem. No on is getting anything from christmas, my dads side of the family are pissing me off and besides what do you get someone who has everything or who can get everything? I work 24,25. Have christmas up with mom and dad the 25, 26 with my dads side of the family and the 27 with my moms side of the famly and i work all those days but the 26. My 25th birthday is coming up and I can't wait!!!! I also decieded that in March i'm going to move back home, save some money and graduate kirkwood early hopefully by December!! Wish me luck!

Night at the bar

Well today I had a family dinner and I did not take anyone. It was good, got to talk with the family and stuff. Chris is being a jerk we had a huge fight lastnight and i'm hoping that he took the hint that I don't want to be with him anymore. He threaten to put all my stuff from the garage we share into the yard, how mature for a person that is almost 30.
I met up with Danny at the bar. He was playing darts for a cause. He got 2nd place. I was there 8-1am, ahh. He was suppose to take me out to supper, we finally went 6hrs later with his friends Chris and Sharon. They are pretty cool. Tomorrow were gonna go over and watch Survivor Series (WWE). I can't wait. It's been forever since i've seen that. Danny is gonna pick me up and were gonnna go together. He is sooo sweet, paid for my drinks and dinner. He was just lovey all night. He's just so sweet. I really do want to be with him but I told him we are going to take it slow and do things right. He could of stayed the night at my house but I told him no that we are going to take it slow, so he went to his moms. I can't wait to be with him. To have to not worry about money and we would have a nice place to live and someone that would respect me and I wouldn't have to worry about them. I so want this to work between me and him this time. I think 8yrs of on and off is finally going to be ON!

Wall-e

It' s just been soo weird lately. Sam and I got into an argument. It's dumb to a point but you got to understand that I am a privaledge. And I'm an old school girl that wants to be treated like a queen back in the old days and that relationships don't revolve around sex or touching boobs, yeah they are boobs but they are mine and that is for a special time.
Danny is soooo sweet. Next week he is going to give me some money to pay rent! We watched Wall-e today and it was good. He's so good to me. I do miss him and i'm glad he's back in my life again and were going to try and make things work but in a very,very,very slow way.
Chris and I really didn't talk this past week. I told him I needed some space and he gave it to me. I told him I don't think it's going to work between us and he still think it is. I told him I want to move on but he don't. I told him i'm done trying and he still thinks he can change. He wants to come over tonight to talk, whatever I really don't care, things are not going to change between us.
School is going well, passed all my classes! I still have 3 finals but I know I will pass them. I'm already registerd for next semester which is Mairage and Family Anytime Anywhere and Medical Terminology. I'm taking that with a former co-worker so that should be interesting!
Went to see Kurtis in the hospital yesterday, took him so Burger King, watched Wall-e ( I LOVE that movie) with him and let him RIP my Tim McGraw Cd's I just bought. Then I defragemented his computer and left it running all night. I had to go back this morning because I forgot my CD in his computer, it was done when I got there about 9 so I shut it off, he was still kinda sleeping. He's a late nighter and not a morning person just like me! I love that kid. I'm so glad I met him.
Teddy is being a bug. Always wanting canned cat food or to go into the hallway the little turd, but he is still my baby who I sleep with at night. I think it's so cute he trys to act like my boyfriend.

My first blog

So my first Blog. I guess I will tell you about what has been going on in my life. About 2 months ago me and my bf broke up and I left his apt and got my own. He never thought I was going to leave. It still is the same since we have broken up and I left. We were hoping things would get better but it's not and I'm about to give up on 1 1/2 years with him. The relationship was emotionally and physically abusive and I just could not be there anymore. He had an issue with money that if there was something that he wanted like a cover the the bed of his truck he would rather buy that then pay bills. Seriously what kind of guy is that? In the mean time I'm looking for a job since my last job was a joke. So here I am just moved out on my own again and have no job to pay for anything and the soonest I can leave is March when my lease is up.
I started to talk to me exbf from high school and he admitted to me that he wants to be with me again and wants to support me and for me to be his wife and have a family with me and build me my dream house. I so badly want that but the thing is I'm not in love with him anymore. I talked to him about it and told him I need to hang out with him again and get to know him again and then my like might grow into love. I do want that to happen but I'm not going to marry someone I don't love.
Then there is the 34 year old engineer from Rockwell. He's a good guy but waaaayyyy to smart for me. The 2nd time that we watched a movie together and talked we already got into a fight. i don't think I like that. Yeah he as a nice house, hot tub, big screen tv and nice car but that don't impress me, it's how you treat me. I'd like to be with him and never have to worry about money and live like the ritz but I just don't think we are connecting.
The thing I'm worrying about right now is school. I just want to get done and then I can worry about everything else, But going part time takes really long to do. I just can't wait to be a Medical Assistant! I don't know what this week will bring but I hit pretty close to rock bottom so it can only get better from here after 2 crappy months.